Walter’s Public Image

This boy is angry. He’s tired of the world and everyone in it. He claims his obvious intellectual superiority causes him agony, like his skull is full of bees buzzing around. There is nothing that interests Walter, nothing that makes him feel any emotion other than cynical angst tempered by a growing numbness. Walter knows no joy.

Walter’s Private Life

This child watches, enjoys, and sings along with the theme songs of nigh every cartoon on television. He grins ear to ear, fantasizes about battling alongside young ninjas, staying in a home for imaginary friends, and visiting a pineapple under the sea.

Walter’s SUPER SECRET Private Life

Walter also watches iCarly. He is prepared to kill to keep this information from reaching the public.